We call this the "Quarantine Stripper Sale"

It's safe to say we're all BORED. And whats the best way to combat boredom when you literally cannot leave your house? No, not another puzzle. And we know you've refreshed PornHub 35,000 times already today. We're thinking something a little more... exciting. It's safe to assume a girl-on-girl toy show is a little more entertaining than whatever Netflix show you've been binge-watching, and let's be honest, you can't go on forever without the sweet sweet feel of titties in your hands... Good thing you don't have to. Good Times is here for you during this lonely, boring, booty-less time and we have exactly what you need to get out of your quarantine funk. Not only do we have insanely hot strippers waiting to make your night worth remembering, but we're also throwing you a bone here. You can get the most beautiful women you've ever seen to your door to do all the things you wish your wife/girlfriends would do (but know they won't) for a price that won't cost you your entire life savings. Every Friday through the end of May, we're offering $50 off when you order multiple hours upfront. That's FIFTY DOLLARS OFF every hour that you book upfront with ANY dancer that's available. We suggest booking a few days in advanced to get first dibs on all the dancers on the site, but you can always call the night of and ask who is available, and they can be there within an hour. Obviously, you're going to take advantage of this offer because you're bored and horny, so we'll see you soon ;)

Offer valid for all cities in San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara County.